** Inspired by the poem A Visit From St. Nicholas, written by Major Henry
Livingston, Jr., and * updated for world not ending (whew)
Twas the night after Solstice, and the world did not end,
The doomsdayers are storing their bulk-wrapped ramen.
The Mayan long calendar isn’t news anymore,
But some nut jobs will still hype a killer meteor.
Meanwhile, [...]